About AmeyGriorgairDb
Teresa Palmer:
Teresa Palmer Naked
|
Information:
Name: Teresa Palmer
Born: 1986-02-26
Height: 1.67
|
Filmography:
December Boys (2007), Wolf Creek (2005), Restraint (2008), Justice League: Mortal (2011), 2:37 (2006)
|
How can you get a set of teeth put in for
free?
Smack a monster.
KananShermankt
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well,
Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.
JorieGwernaehRE
"What flavors of ice cream
do you have?"
inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,"
answered the new waitress in a
hoarse whisper.
Trying to be
sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have
laryngitis?"
"No...."
replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm....
vanilla,
strawberry, and chocolate."
TrumhallHeathclyfcQ
A
traveling salesman was held up by a bad
storm in the Hawaiian Islands.
He sent an e-mail to his corporate
headquarters advising them that he
was stranded for a few days and
requested instructions.
The reply came back shortly: "Begin
vacation as of yesterday."
GowerEthuh
Why are elephants wiser than chickens
?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
LyleFrienduS
Why do
hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat
what they shoot.
FairlieArdghalNQ
Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill
collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't
believe me.
Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and
tell him
myself.
AlvieBlaryG
Where did all the cuts and blood come
from?
The school went on a trip!
SymontunNavarreGn
"Now my motto in
life," said the school
chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray
hard. How about you,
Harriet?"
"My motto is let bygones be bygones."
"That's good. Why
did you choose that?"
"Then I wouldn't have to take any history
classes!"
BemossedBurkettNj
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
EtanHuntingdenIw