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Microsoft Fingerprint Reader...

Fingerprint Reader Product Info on MS.com

I have been waiting for this to go mainstream and it looks really cool... thinking I will probably get one. But I did come up with a few questions:

  • What if I forget what finger I used?
  • Can I use my middle finger without guilt?
  • Do we need to worry about IT hitmen chopping fingers off giving a whole new meaning to *hackers*?
  • If you eat a messy chocolate éclair, could that obscure your identity until you wash your hands?
  • In my cold office, I have to remove my gloves just to log in?
  • Will identical twins need to worry about *the other one*?
  • Could this information be streamed from MSFT to the FBI and compromise my witness protection program identity?
  • Can I finally get rid of my MSFT Passport?!?!?!?!?
Published Saturday, December 11, 2004 1:00 AM by charles

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